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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: i just ate a lot of ice cream
Stranger: now i must live with the regret
You: No, just eat more ice cream and the two ice cream servings can have ice cream babies.
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: there's none left :(
You: :(
You: Buy more.
Stranger: its a sunday and the shops are closed :(
You: Go to a Jewish shop.
Stranger: hahhaha brilliant. none round here i'm afraid
You: Muslim shop?
Stranger: definitely not. my city is stupidly racially monopolized
You: Online shop?
Stranger: wouldn't arrive for days
You: Friend's ice cream?
Stranger: oh god they wouldn't let me! would you give your friends your ice cream, just so that they could make ice cream babies?
You: OF COURSE!
Stranger: jealous!
You: Of whom?
Stranger: well the ice cream more than anyone
Stranger: i'd love to be that delicious
You: That is what I truly want to be-e-e!
Stranger: hahaha
You: This has been an amazing conversation.
Stranger: it really has!
You: HOLY CRAP MY CAT GAVE BIRTH TO ICE CREAM!
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