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The Andom Ray!

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: i just ate a lot of ice cream

Stranger: now i must live with the regret

You: No, just eat more ice cream and the two ice cream servings can have ice cream babies.

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: there's none left :(

You: :(

You: Buy more.

Stranger: its a sunday and the shops are closed :(

You: Go to a Jewish shop.

Stranger: hahhaha brilliant. none round here i'm afraid

You: Muslim shop?

Stranger: definitely not. my city is stupidly racially monopolized

You: Online shop?

Stranger: wouldn't arrive for days

You: Friend's ice cream?

Stranger: oh god they wouldn't let me! would you give your friends your ice cream, just so that they could make ice cream babies?

You: OF COURSE!

Stranger: jealous!

You: Of whom?

Stranger: well the ice cream more than anyone

Stranger: i'd love to be that delicious

You: That is what I truly want to be-e-e!

Stranger: hahaha

You: This has been an amazing conversation.

Stranger: it really has!

You: HOLY CRAP MY CAT GAVE BIRTH TO ICE CREAM!

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I was gonna say something but I forgot...

Um..., bamama?

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Merry Thanksmas!

TAKE THE LIGHTS DOWN NOW!

Verticallity

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You: Asl?

Stranger: 15 f usa

Stranger: u?

You: Bout time i find another girl

You: Omegle is full of pervs

You: Really sucks

You: Thirteen, f, usa

You: I'm waiting for your reply...

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i know rightt

Stranger: sorry

You: Okay.

You: Never met another girl b4

You: Kewl to the extreme.

You: Im in usa too

You: Louisiana

You: Look, are you gonna say something?

You: Silence is boring.

You: Booooooorrrring

You: Anyways, how are you doing?

You: By the way, i g2g soon

You: If ur gonna speak up do so

You: Eventually ill disconnecy

You: Say SOMETHING, dammit!

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3,333,360 points

Chewing gum!

wtf

slowow

YAY FINALLY

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You: IMPREGNATE THE MOON

Stranger: sure

You: yay

You: BATMAN IS AN ALIEN

Stranger: yeah? din know that

You: THE MOAR YOU KNOW

Stranger: hehehe

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Is there spermnogg?

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You: egg
Stranger: chicken
You: chicken
Stranger: egg
You: egg
Stranger: chicken
You: chicken
Stranger: egg
You: egg
Stranger: chicken
You: chicken
Stranger: egg\
You: egg\
Stranger: chicken
You: chicken
Stranger: YOUR MOM
You: YOUR MOM
Stranger: diddo
You: diddo
Stranger: I say this then you say this then the cow goes moo
You: I say this then you say this then the cow goes moo
Stranger: chink
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Omeglosers

ZOMG liek a/s/l??? cam?

Plaintext

I hate my intern- DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

I'd post the image, but my internet is retarded.

http://www.lamebook.com/m-m-i-l-f

ROFFLE

Bluuueee

I don't want them crispy on the inside.

☹

Me no likey homophobic flubber.

Vir

Is the flu manly?

Holy crap I am awesome!

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You: hi

You: this is a recorded conversation

Stranger: yes

Stranger: where r u from?

You: usa

Stranger: asl

You: 34 f usa

Stranger: omm

Stranger: do you know Megan Fox ?

You: yes

You: not personally

Stranger: why?

You: shes a celebrity

You: i know of her

Stranger: Really?

You: yes

Stranger: friend?

You: yes

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: WHat's your job?

You: i work at microsoft

Stranger: That's a good job

You: yeah

You: got a 3 kids

You: so it pays the bill

You: s

Stranger: haha

Stranger: do you know korea?

You: duh

You: i said im 34 not 14

Stranger: oh

Stranger: what are u doing?

You: im omegling

Stranger: another/

Stranger: ?

You: no

You: im also singing to the baby on the way

Stranger: very busy..

You: yeah

You: mom's work is never done

Stranger: haha

Stranger: baby how old are you?

You: i told u im 34

You: like twice already

Stranger: oh~

Stranger: anyway I'll know what I'm saying?

You: HOLY CRAP MY CAT DISAPPEARED

You: there he was on my lap

You: then a puff of smoke and he was GONE

You: wtf

You: omgomgomg

Stranger: haha

You: my husbands gonna kill me

You: omg wtf

Stranger: husband die?

You: no

You: but he loved the cat

Stranger: ah hahahah

You: now all thats in my lap is a klondike bar

You: dude is this a dream?

Stranger: omm.. lost

You: i love that show!

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O! say can you see by the dawn's early light

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the shaved?

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"OMG IM SCARED I DONT WANT TO DIE!!!"

- Cde. S. Squarerants

YAY

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Stranger: f?

You: yes

Stranger: k i need another girls advise

You: ok

You: thank god

You: i thought u were another horny guy

Stranger: lol

Stranger: nope

You: ok shoot

Stranger: k im stuck i a traffic jam and im in the back seat and i need to pee and were in the middle of the highway

You: how are u chatting?

Stranger: on my iphone

You: ok sweet

Stranger: yep

You: how fast is the trafic jam?

Stranger: it average speed

Stranger: its*

You: yes

You: is it slow enough to jump out and run back/

Stranger: well my mom says she'll ground me if i get out

You: ok

You: got a water bottle?

Stranger: i don't think so

You: ok

You: any sort of plastic dish?

Stranger: nothing

You: ok

You: is there a door next to you?

Stranger: nope

You: window?

Stranger: ya but i can't open it

You: ok

You: damn

You: at this point id be peeing into my mouth

Stranger: my mom offered me a diaper that my cousin left in my car should i use that?

You: will it hold it all?

Stranger: i don't actually know

You: ok

You: well try the diaper

Stranger: would you try the diaper?

You: yes

You: id cut my bladder out with a spoon by now

You: u got extra layers of clothes?

Stranger: ya why do you ask?

You: u could pee into them

Stranger: well i just went shopping and got all new stuff, underwear pants jeans all new

You: ok

Stranger: i don't really want to pee into them

You: ok

You: hmm

You: u said u have an iphone?

Stranger: yes

You: and u need a place to pee?

Stranger: yes

You: there's an app for that.

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Conmigo

Duuuuude y not con mi

Cheese Taters

My pants are made of lurve.

Renaissauce

Enlightenmint

gimme ur creditcard #

i promis i wont molest ur kidz

La, a not to follow soh?

Law

Jeremy Lipton

no relation to teh soup pplz.

Where does the stork get the babies?

Think about it.

Balloon

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Also

What is Child's Play? Seriously, idk.

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