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Good news, everybody!

I have successfully interbreeded with a cupcake!

Gamete Pete

Whoa-ho-ho, there! Wrong blog!

WV

It's West Virginia, not California or LA@

eNISP

Again again again!

BbBbbbBb!

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Paula Dean is the evilest person ever born

Hank the Magic Fetus is the evilest person not yet born.

Cinncinati, Colorado!

Internet > TV

The Torso Channel

All torso, all the time!

I've replaced your Fruit by the Foot with a Disrespectioid

Old McDonald's had a store, E I E I O!

FOOD SHOULD NOT THREATEN ME!

Machete alfredo

LHC go PFFFT

pfoooooot

SHE DID IT!

Between blogs

Liberate San Andreas! It's not her fault!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'

Nonmaster the translators.

Bothered, I cannot only nothing announce today the end to think.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

and Zed.

Now I know my ABCs

Now I want to slap your head.

Cheese pants.

They're pants, made of ketchup!

Don't you hate it when people put the entire text of their post in the title and leave the body blank? I'm fine with it if it's short, but daaang!

n/t

Scientists never see the second half of the movie.

They see the super-awesome technology, run out to see if they can reproduce it, and never see the part where it goes horribly awry and destroys humanity.

Why else would they strive to make things like ROBOTS THAT CAN LEARN‽

LOL

Created by Recipe Star

Rabid eel

My fish has herpes

Something else funny

What?

If there's "sexual congress", is there a sexual SCotUS?

To me, the choice between not eating bacon or cheeseburgers versus not going to heaven is basically "do you want your eternal bliss now or later?".

Urinevited

lol nosew

Ninety

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Jesus, America is stupid.

I am Spalsh, the grass queen!

Eat my shorts!

Uh, What?

"Murdered by zombies" totally makes me want cereal!

To keep from going coocoo over cocopuffs, I'm going... to the therapist!

Spoons are evil!

Iowa Canada

Kentucky Louisiana Maine