Tree Huggers

Why are there only tree huggers? Why do none even get to first base?

Quanzom

Floobical

Satanism

Is there a PurpleOysterofDoomism?

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Question for Readers, Random

Riddle

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I'd be awesome if I got a fortune cookie that said "BEHIND YOU!".

Oh I wish I was a

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Shoes are expensive.

They're holders for your feet.

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Why do fetuses smell like sex?

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Credit cards

My leg is bruised.

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Snorting pebbles will not get you stoned.

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Loraxectomy

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I like ferbazacks.

I'm sleepy.

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Stop singing me

with your transitivity!

Luptaxical flabbers

are quapping my zobs!

What should I do‽‽‽

Cheese

and planets

ZOMG

The leg! It's frozen! We're going to have to... iceskate!!!

Answer 2

His middle name is Eugene.

Answer

His first name is Qwer.

What's his middle name?

Mr. Uiop

What's his first name?

Legburgers

Have you ever wondered what you taste like?