I like clocks

They are like chocolate, but not.

Lamda MOOOOOO

Pie goes Mooo.

Thug aim

...

You are now blinking and breathing manually.

Michael Jackson to remake Thriller

There. I said it. He already looked like a corpse.

i like to eat feet

they are like google.

LANXEM

Sandles and cheese procreate and can fly.

:-D

C-:

fisting statue of liberty

Sniffle

A'choo

Premeditated Jaywalking

I like cheese.

AM I TALKING TOO LOUD?

lolololol

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,'the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim, ride a bike, and play tennis. Right now, he can't do any of them.'

Thunderfeather

The first step to heaven is conservation of Mass.

gggggggggggq

GIMME UR PANTZ

Corge grault

Dolor sit amet?

shutupshutupshutup

LEAVE ME ALONE

Yummzy

I ate Muzzy.

OMG STFU

What's the status of your face‽

Duuuuuude...

Why doesn't the air fall down? And don't say it's held up by air; if you put something on top of the air and it falls.

He turns a cap into a cape...

He turns a dud into a dude...

He turns a pub into a pube...

He turns a... I forgot.

He's SILENT E!

Why has the Pillsbury Dough Boy not been eaten?

Or has he? *winkwinknudgenudge*

It is not my birthday.

So don't slap me with a cheese!

Random sanddome

Is made of sand

I just bought a bluetoothbrush!

Yay!

Your mustache must ache.

Bunions are like Funions but not nearly as fun.

*-: chooms

LOLFTOR

I like feet.

Egypt is delicious.

Happy Friday!

Give me money!

Whee

onofonofonupdnscncrash

This blog is amazing.

And I am not circumscribed.

Political Framing

I made Lincoln's corpse into a rectangle and use it to hang pix.

WHERE R MY PANTZ?

Oh, on my legs. Sry.