Happy May Day!

Wait, no, that's the beginning of may.

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Se3rgerflaxicalitiness

Curiosity killed the cat.

Well, technically the Mafia did, but curiosity set up the motive.

I advise that

he drink the clouds.

Kanerd is gay

LOLZ

Shut up.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

savred

orevsaf?

LOLZ

http://fitofpostmodernjoy.blogspot.com/2009/03/pepsi-knows-their-logos-look-like-fat.html

adj.

Pulmonary should be lungar and lunar should be moonical.

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hearpit

Has anyone seen my keys?

Because my refrigerator just bluescreened.

Ebul lubE

Aryan NAYRA.

oonts oonts oonts

"plastic" and "chocolate" sound similar. nom.

I won solitaire!

But I just lost The Game.

Today is staurday

LOL

Españanto

Spanglish isn't a problem for me.

Queez

/'\k FLurG

I am awesome.

Assault is like a turtle

because it's made of cheetos and goes "MOOO!".

(>.<) uuuuuUURGH!

...ploop.

Stop towing my hunger.

I make no sense.

Lomen

Monga

lolol

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Red Blood Cells

They look like dried apricots soaked in fruit punch.

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kuljymenu

Bananaman

United Arab Emirates

You can pick your freinds and you can pick your nose...

But you can't eat a half dozen Saltines in 60 seconds or less without taking a drink.

If you jump into an Olympic-sized swimming pool

full of Jello, can you swim out? TEST THIS, MYTHBUSTERS!

Mosque-ito

yhnose tgbelly

I lick cheese!

I eat it too.

April showers bring May flowers.

I t mus be true because it rhymes!