U thar?

hey wats up you wanna make pluto splode?

I was thinking of becoming a pessimist...

...but I'm sure that'd turn out badly.

16 days

OMGOMGOMG Pickles

Wait a second...

Why are there no action/adventure/puzzle/platforming games starring pregnant ladies?

Judicial officials

on an ambitious mission.

Conceived over the Internet

OMG FIRST TIME THAT PHRASE ON THE TUBES

Piranhas

They're vicious fishes.

Allacium glandahite

♀ ♥ ♀

Mouse gunk

RANDO MI SYAY!

You guys suck. (not you)

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Lieing about your age is fun.

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You: Ahoy, matey! What be ye ASL?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 17 f paris me captain

You: ah

You: i be 16 m usa

Stranger: omg i forgot today was talk like a pirate day

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Ahoy, Matey!

Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Yarrrrrr...

I have a dream!

Well, I had one.

Last night.

I bought this one-story house where everything was blue; the walls were blue, the tables were blue, the floors were blue, the . . .

woll9Y

pjom

OMG ROTFLOL

http://shitbrix.com/

Sup gaiz

I want that I am fun-ing.

Cardio Tetris

Web Site Blocked by NETGEAR Firewall

Grandpa

He's got issues.

Biological blogosphere

OMG did Dora get married?

Dogs

OHMYGODTHEYARESOANNOYINGANDALWAYSBOTHERYOUANDSMELBADANDWILLNOTLEAVEYOUALONE

Coffee Monkey

Hiccups are not minor.

Test

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1/9‰?

I AM UNTOUCHABLE!

OM(e)G(le)

You fell for it!

Stolen

^?

!

^?

!

Life begins at confection!

Anti-abortion donuts would be donuts with donut holes in their, er, donut holes.

Abortion Donuts?

They must've been taken out of the oven way too early.

Furry Scurry: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fursuits

Two-eyed trouser snake.

A compass:

It can measures directions and can be used as a compass if you trace around it. :P

Durrrr

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