Saturday, October 10, 2009

Omegle Roffle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This may sound like a stupid question but am I speaking to the year 2000?
Stranger: no, my names dave
Stranger: that it
You: okay
You: what year is it?
Stranger: um
Stranger: 2009
Stranger: lol
You: at least it works
You: it's 5036 now
Stranger: uhha
Stranger: and
You: im from the future!
Stranger: then you must know who i am then
You: who?
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: do you have some kind of message then?
You: huh?
Stranger: well are you here to change the past and thus the future like in terminater or
Stranger: are you just yankin my crank like in south park
You: nope
You: im just working on a history report
Stranger: what do you need to know then
You: what are the great political issues of your era?
Stranger: well the most debate seems to centred around whether natural or silicon boobs are the best
You: no, political issues
You: like android rights
Stranger: they're still lobying for that
Stranger: um
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what about the lizard people
Stranger: you know about the war right?
You: what?
Stranger: you know, the lizard people and there cyborb ninga jew army
You: no, you're thinking of Edward P. Brown's "The Blob Returns"
Stranger: no, they are deffinatly ninja jews
Stranger: they still have the beards and everything
You: no thats a movie
You: oh, wait
You: thats not until 2057
Stranger: funny that
Stranger: so do we win?
You: no
You: its a draw
Stranger: mmmmm okay
Stranger: but does raptor jesus return?
Stranger: does the spaggeti monster save us?
You: look get off the pot; it isnt legal yet
You have disconnected.

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