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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: i just ate a lot of ice cream

Stranger: now i must live with the regret

You: No, just eat more ice cream and the two ice cream servings can have ice cream babies.

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: there's none left :(

You: :(

You: Buy more.

Stranger: its a sunday and the shops are closed :(

You: Go to a Jewish shop.

Stranger: hahhaha brilliant. none round here i'm afraid

You: Muslim shop?

Stranger: definitely not. my city is stupidly racially monopolized

You: Online shop?

Stranger: wouldn't arrive for days

You: Friend's ice cream?

Stranger: oh god they wouldn't let me! would you give your friends your ice cream, just so that they could make ice cream babies?

You: OF COURSE!

Stranger: jealous!

You: Of whom?

Stranger: well the ice cream more than anyone

Stranger: i'd love to be that delicious

You: That is what I truly want to be-e-e!

Stranger: hahaha

You: This has been an amazing conversation.

Stranger: it really has!

You: HOLY CRAP MY CAT GAVE BIRTH TO ICE CREAM!

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You: Asl?

Stranger: 15 f usa

Stranger: u?

You: Bout time i find another girl

You: Omegle is full of pervs

You: Really sucks

You: Thirteen, f, usa

You: I'm waiting for your reply...

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i know rightt

Stranger: sorry

You: Okay.

You: Never met another girl b4

You: Kewl to the extreme.

You: Im in usa too

You: Louisiana

You: Look, are you gonna say something?

You: Silence is boring.

You: Booooooorrrring

You: Anyways, how are you doing?

You: By the way, i g2g soon

You: If ur gonna speak up do so

You: Eventually ill disconnecy

You: Say SOMETHING, dammit!

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