Evilville

It's almost a palindrome!

84% of statistics used to prove a point are made up on the spot.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

...assuming life also gave you sugar.

OMFG

Frosting the Snowman

Brainegle.

Tnow

In standardized tests, you MUST used #2s, but MUSTN'T go #2.

Ellipsis

merry zhams!