Monday, August 31, 2009

Omegle

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: my cock is much bigger than yours!
Stranger: my cock can walk through the door
Stranger: with the feeling so pure
Stranger: my shit stinks better than yours!
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: AWKWARD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

FBI

If the above title says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Good news, everybody!

I have successfully interbreeded with a cupcake!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Gamete Pete

Whoa-ho-ho, there! Wrong blog!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

WV

It's West Virginia, not California or LA@

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

eNISP

Again again again!