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How do you feel about cheese?

Do you like it more than bombs?

Have you ever wondered how many moons could fit in a gumball?

I'm talking about a gumball the size of 3.894 suns.

Testing testing testing

I am trying to see if my spacebar is reliable enough to type a long essay. Yep, it seems so.

xmas eve

are you an xian?

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Oh my god what is wrong with my space bar???

Vacation

SCHEDULE AWAY

SNOMG!

I love to talk but need to break in the space bar.

iTS a secREt

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yo wazzap

how do u feel about stirfry

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Yum, potato.

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IDK if it still is.

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It's like enips with cheese!

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so fun and easy

Obama has a can of whoop-ass.

You can find them in the soup or pasta isle.

Obama has cannibal pants!

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