As I was saying before I was so *rudely* inerrupted...

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Grand Theftr Auto prequel

"Petty Larceny"

LOL WUT

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_9536.aspx

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY&Z

Now I know my ABCs.

Next time will you sleep with me?...

ABCDEFG

I think that I reallyhavetope.

Yum

Hey, guys. Got any delicious recipes for me?

Whirlpool

It's like lemons but it's made of dirt.

Squee

Mechanic and Captain discuss
The bomb someone set them up thus
When signal they got
CATS revealed his plot
saying "All your base are belong to us."

http://limerickdb.com/

Hmmmmm...

Could I make a machine so I can plug myself into the wall instead of sleeping?

ooooooojjjjjj

I like semicolons; you should learn to use them.

I can't get rid of the gravity shifter here. HELP!

My back hurts

Blurb`

Lunar moonicality

n00bz

Bananas are not dairy!

Bananaman

Dodo do do do do

Cheeeeese

It's a contest-eating contest!

blueb

I like cheese.

YOU WILL LEARN RESPECT.

I think I'm depyrated.

cheerful success

609

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

http://xkcd.com/609/

Rock > Paper

I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors. BUT there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to wrap itself around rock leaving it immobile?!? Then why can't paper do that to scissors as well? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why...because paper can't beat anybody...a rock would tear paper up in a second. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I punch them in the throat with my already clenched first and say "Oh I'm sorry, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU!!!!!"

Bleep bleep bloopbloop

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Elastic corn

sighing is like sex for commercial

Why did you say "blah"?

Eat my cheese.

☺ ♥ ☻

Sonia Sotomayonnaise

Goime shoclat

nou~

Um, huh?

Dear God,

If you exist, edit this post to make the text purple.

Give me a pancake

Waffles are pancakes with dimples.

Mass-Energy Equivalence

If e=mc^2, how long would I need to have a machine plugged in to a standard outlet to generate enough energy to make a ham sandwich?

crane

http://aviary.com/blog/posts/aviary-launches-crane-paper-editor

Keen Quing

I ♥ Flord