Teriyaki

6 * 9 = 42

If you're happy and you know it,

eat some trees!

:P

Where there is smoke, there is not necessarily fire.

Rhyme thyme!

Also, I challenge anyone reading this to come up with a rhyme for any of the following words:

1. ninth
2. wolf
3. gulf

LMNOP

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Lemons

HAHAHA.

Had you thinking we were going in a loop there, didn't I?

Earth Day

My calendar says today is "Australia Day (Australia)".

When we start colonizing space, will the calendars say "Earth Day (Earth)"?

sdghtrh

Hamburqueso

Flying colors

Colors can't fly.

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.

.Rats live on no evil staR.

Roffle

Lemons are tickling me!!!

ZZZZZzzzzz...

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Alphabet

How do the Japanese make Alphabet Soup?

Why has no one invented Alphabet Nachos?

jklfnrfgovl er oidfn

Beep

Doo-doo doo doodoo doo (doo).

Doo doo doo, doo-doo doodoo, doodoodoodoo; doo-doo doo doodoodoo. Doodoodoo-doo doo doodoodoo doodoodoo doodoo-doodoo doo doo-doodoo. Doodoodoo doo doodoodoo doodoodoo doo doo-doo-doo...

La da dee dee dee dee dodo

HAMSTER!

Do not read this post.

I warned you. You now have anthrax.

:P

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PWNT!

rbi; ghow890

RAINBOW!!!

ZIMBABWE!!!

11one!eleventyone1!!!9

ZOMG

I like cheese!

¡

The inverted exclamation point makes it look like the Spanish language is owned by Macintosh.

Anyway, off to listen to my ¡Pod...

Never mind!

I'm starting a new, non-daily blog called My Colorless Green Ideas.

Whatcha think?

Name change?

Should I change this blog's name to (My )Colorless Green Ideas?

Welcome back!

I wasn't actually going to shut down.

Why are all TV shows that TV characters watch lame shows with bad actors/effects?

Muffins

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes, but we love them anyway.

EDIT: Because of the closing of Restraint of the Heartless, my more serious, sans-serif blog, I fear I will no longer be able to continue Spongeblog Squarerants, at least not to update daily.

Shellphones

Why is Spongebob's "shellphone" clearly a landline?

X

Jesus got diseases from cheeses, and now he sneezes.

|

It's so annoying how the key labeled "¦" types "|".

Lemons

Has anyone ever noticed that a regular lemon is practically indestinguishable from a miniature giant lemon? The resemblance is uncanny!